Sunday, January 24, 2010

Y'all are not going to believe this. One of the pointers that jumped on Poncho yesterday has gone missing. Talk about instant doggie karma. That's got to be what it is. Mom keeps telling me I'm being small minded (hello - I only weigh 5 lbs. so that's kind of a given) and petty. She actually went with the dog's owner to search the ranch behind us. Traitor. I've said it many times before - I'll never understand humans. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Raise a paw if you agree with me.


I knew I could count on Kenz. She's half Border Collie (which means she's smart). She's the one who taught me how to perform that doggie-hex last night. OOPS. Did I just let the dog out of the bag? Mom's gonna kill me when she reads this post. I better go work on looking cute so I don't get in too much trouble...............

Saturday, January 23, 2010

So Scared

Mom took me and Poncho for a walk today. We walked down the street like we usually do and 3 dogs came running towards us. 2 big pointers and a boston terrier. Mom tried to grab both of us but she couldn't get a hold of Poncho because he was already running. Needless to say, I wanted to kill those dogs but Poncho was scared (and I don't blame him). They all attacked him and Mom had a hard time trying to get a hold of him while she was holding me. Poncho is fast but there were 3 of them! One of the last things Mom remembers is seeing one of the pointers pick Poncho up by his middle. She really got scared then. Finally, the owners of the dogs showed up and helped us get Poncho out of there. He was so scared and upset. Amazingly, Mom is the only one who got hurt. Someone bit her hand. What surprised me was that the owners of the other dogs didn't really seem too upset. They said their dogs were just being "territorial". What about fences and leashes? I know I'm not allowed outside without a leash. And my backyard has a fence for all of us. I really wish Kenz and Boomer were with us this time. They would have kicked some pointer butt.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Now humans will KNOW how smart we are

I found this info very interesting although I'm not even going to tell you where they ranked my breed. Apparently Kenz (1/2 Border Collie) and Boomer (1/2 Doberman) and Ruthie (Labrador) can all claim to be smarter than me. I'm not sure I'm buying it. Maybe in Poncho's case (aka Special Ed).


The canine IQ test results are in:
Even the average dog has the mental abilities of a 2-year-old child. The finding is based on a language development test, revealing average dogs can learn 165 words (similar to a 2-year-old child), including signals and gestures, and dogs in the top 20 percent in intelligence can learn 250 words.

And the smartest?
Border collies, poodles, and German shepherds, in that order, says Stanley Coren, a canine expert and professor emeritus at the University of British Columbia. Those breeds have been created recently compared with other dog breeds and may be smarter in part because we've trained and bred them to be so, Coren said. The dogs at the top of the pack are on par with a 2.5-year-old.

Better at math and socializing
While dogs ranked with the 2-year-olds in language, they would trump a 3- or 4-year-old in basic arithmetic, Coren found. In terms of social smarts, our drooling furballs fare even better.
"The social life of dogs is much more complex, much more like human teenagers at that stage, interested in who is moving up in the pack and who is sleeping with who and that sort of thing," Coren told LiveScience.

Coren, who has written more than a half-dozen books on dogs and dog behavior, will present an overview of various studies on dog smarts at the American Psychological Association's annual meeting in Toronto. "We all want insight into how our furry companions think, and we want to understand the silly, quirky and apparently irrational behaviors [that] Lassie or Rover demonstrate," Coren said. "Their stunning flashes of brilliance and creativity are reminders that they may not be Einsteins but are sure closer to humans than we thought."

Math test
To get inside the noggin of man's best friend, scientists are modifying tests for dogs that were originally developed to measure skills in children. Here's one: In an arithmetic test, dogs watch as one treat and then another treat are lowered down behind a screen. When the screen gets lifted, the dogs, if they get arithmetic (1+1=2), will expect to see two treats. (For toddlers, other objects would be used.) But say the scientist swipes one of the treats, or adds another so the end result is one, or three treats, respectively. "Now we're giving him the wrong equation which is 1+1=1, or 1+1=3," Coren said. Sure enough, studies show the dogs get it. "The dog acts surprised and stares at it for a longer period of time, just like a human kid would," he said. These studies suggest dogs have a basic understanding of arithmetic, and they can count to four or five.

Basic emotions
Other studies Coren notes have found that dogs show spatial problem-solving skills. For instance, they can locate valued items, such as treats, find better routes in the environment, such as the fastest way to a favorite chair, and figure out how to operate latches and simple machines.
Like human toddlers, dogs also show some basic emotions, such as happiness, anger and disgust. But more complex emotions, such as guilt, are not in a dog's toolbox. (What humans once thought was guilt was found to be doggy fear, Coren noted.) And while dogs know whether they're being treated fairly, they don't grasp the concept of equity. Coren recalls a study in which dogs get a treat for "giving a paw." When one dog gets a treat and the other doesn't, the unrewarded dog stops performing the trick and avoids making eye contact with the trainer. But if one dog, say, gets rewarded with a juicy steak while the other snags a measly piece of bread, on average the dogs don't care about the inequality of the treats.

Top dogs
To find out which dogs had the top school smarts, Coren collected data from more than 200 dog obedience judges from the United States and Canada. He found the top dogs, in order of their doggy IQ are:

Border collies
Poodles
German shepherds
Golden retrievers
Dobermans
Shetland sheepdogs
Labrador retrievers

At the bottom of the intelligence barrel, Coren would include many of the hounds, such as the bassett hound and the Afghan hound, along with the bulldog, beagle and basenji (a hunting dog).
"It's important to note that these breeds which don't do as well tend to be considerably older breeds," he said. "They were developed when the task of a hound was to find something by smell or sight." These dogs might fare better on tests of so-called instinctive intelligence, which measure how well dogs do what they are bred to do.

We asked some pet experts to give us the lowdown on what’s true and what’s not when it comes to dog and cat behavior and care.

"The dogs that are the brightest dogs in terms of school learning ability tend to be the dogs that are much more recently developed," Coren said. He added that there's a "high probability that we've been breeding dogs so they're more responsive to human beings and human signals." So the most recently bred dogs would be more human-friendly and rank higher on school smarts.
Many of these smarty-pants are also the most popular pets. "We like dogs that understand us," Coren said.

We also love the beagle, which made it to the top 10 list of most popular dog breeds in 2008 by the American Kennel Club. That's because they are so sweet and sociable, Coren said. "Sometimes people love the dumb blonde," Coren said. And sometimes the dim-wits make better pets. While a smart dog will figure out everything you want it to know, your super pet will also learn everything it can get away with, Coren warns.

Friends

Our good friend Jan came to see us today!



And Jan always lets us climb all over her (which is accepted protocol if we know you well enough).

Plus, she got Mom to heat some sheets in the dryer for us while she was here. Always appreciated!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Roast Beef Anyone?

You tell me, which would you rather have? A bowl of dry kibble? Or a roast beef sandwich with a sliced boiled egg, mayo, cheddar cheese and brown mustard on toasted honeywheat bread? Mom left the room for about 15 seconds to get some more water and acted surprised when she came back and found me and Poncho eating her sandwich. Doesn't she know that 15 seconds is like 15 minutes in dog years? No self-respecting dog is going to pass up a roast beef sandwich for more than 5 minutes (dog years). Come on! I really don't get humans sometimes.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

What's wrong with this picture?

Besides my big fat head barging in, can you guess what's wrong with this picture? Poncho has this funny habit of throwing his toys on the ground behind Mom when he wants to get her attention. Well this morning she wouldn't pay attention to him so he went and got a different toy to throw on the ground. When she finally turned around to see what it was she was sooooo surprised! She thought he was playing with his little tennis ball (it sounds exactly the same as when he was throwing the shoe down). Wrong! Now he's in trouble. I guess for some pups it's true that ANY attention is good attention. This was Mom's last pair of flip flops.............

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Sick Again

I'm sick again so I'll be in Mom's lap whenever I can today. I sure wish Mom and my doctor could figure out what makes me feel this way. It's miserable. Maybe Mom should put me back on the prescription food like last time. It seemed to help. Oh I hate this. And I know it worries Mom. She hates it when I cry.

Bo and Bella

Finally got Rae Rae to get me some pictures of my cousins Bo and Bella. Here they are...... Bella is the one on top. She's the most laid back Chihuahua I've ever met. I don't think she knows that she IS a Chihuahua. Bo, on the other hand, definitely knows what he is - special! And he does not hesitate to let you know when you've annoyed him in some way. He used to get so mad at me when I would nibble on his tail (it was the only way I could get him to run).

Monday, January 18, 2010

I Feeeel Goood (da na na na na na nuh). I Knew That I Would (da na na na na na nuh).

Mom just got done expressing my anal glands for the first time ever. I don't think she expected quite so much to come out. I feel great! But Mom looks like she's feeling a little sick. Maybe she should have hers done.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Soul Sister

Looks like Elle is a girl after my own heart. I wonder if she likes her blankets straight out of the dryer too.........


Looks Like she even likes the same colors as me - what are the odds?



As you can see, I love pink. It compliments my coloring perfectly.

Uh Oh.........

I think I may have some competition in the cuteness department. My cousins that live across the river got Aunt Lisa to send some pictures to put on the blog. My Mom keeps telling me not to be jealous but she's never bought me such fancy outfits so I don't think she understands. Take a look:




The reindeer is my cousin Elle and Santa Claus is my cousin Charlie. I wonder how they convinced their Mom to get such fancy outfits. All I have are a couple of sweaters. I think I'm feeling underappreciated at the moment. Sigh.

Friday, January 15, 2010

sketches

Mom found some sketches of some of us and a friend.This is Reilly. He's not with us anymore (actually, I never got to dazzle this handsome boy - he was gone a long time before I was born). Mom still talks about him though. He must have been special.



Now here's an acrobatic daredevil that I absolutely love! Guess who? Boomer! I'd like to think I've dazzled him a time or two........

And here's one of yours truly. Notice my golden aura surrounded by fiery orange. I'm not sure what it means but I bet it's good........


And this is Sadie. She stays with us when her parents go away. I still can't figure out why anyone would leave their kids. My mom said it's because they're going to someplace called Finland. Huh? I guess dogs are not allowed in Finland. Weird.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Yuck!

It's apparent now that Poncho ate more bad stuff yesterday than any of the rest of us. He's been tooting all night and it's enough to clear the room. Even the big dogs weren't that bad! Mom made him sleep in his own bed and he was not happy! Poor Special Ed!!


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

OH NO!

Well, we're all in trouble except for Ruthie (goody two-paws). Our dad came home early today and found that Boomer, Kenzie and Gwenny had broken out of the backyard. They somehow managed to open the front door to the house (I'm not ratting anyone out here - Gwenny) and let me and Poncho out into the neighborhood. Plus they got in the house and ate a whole loaf of bread (and most of the plastic). Here's all that was left:

Now I'm not saying that Poncho and I didn't eat any of the bread but we were outside when Dad got here. Of course, I may have given it away when I threw up a little while ago and clearly it was a crust of bread but by the time Mom rushed over I ate it to hide the evidence (Thank GAWD I'm a dog and can do stuff like that). So she might not have noticed. Next time I'll have to go to a different room if I have to throw up (I'm so clever).

Monday, January 11, 2010

Handsome Boy


I have to admit, Poncho is quite a looker. Don't ever tell him that I said that though. He'll never let me live it down...........

It's finally warming up outside so we get to go out today without our sweaters. That's good news for Poncho - he looks terrible in his. I, on the other hand, totally rock the whole sweater look. Maybe Mom will let me wear mine if I shiver a whole bunch to make her think I'm cold. I'll have to think of something exciting like food, or chasing Gwenny in the house, or playing with Kiki. That's it! Playing with Kiki always gets me going!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Stylin' the Winter Look



Brrrrrrr! It's cold outside! Its never been this cold here since I've been alive. Mom won't let us go outside unless we're wearing a sweater. Of course, I look pawsitively ruffishing but I think Poncho looks like a wimpy college boy. Just look:

See what I mean? He looks like a total geek with highwaters on.
Well, we're off for our walk. There's a stuck up Chihuahua down the street named Angel and she's going to be soooooo jealous when she sees my outfit!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Poncho's Nemesis

Oh my God! I almost forgot! Here's Poncho's Nemesis........... he doesn't know that it's just a photo, he thinks it's my brother and that it's going to jump on him (ree hee hee!). I crack up every time he flips on his back when he sees the picture. I don't even have to make sound effects - all it takes is for him to see it. I don't have the heart (or desire) to tell him its not a real dog. Maybe someday he'll figure it out.......................

Keep it real (ruff and tough is my motto)................!!

Meerkat Manor




Thought I'd put a couple of photos on here of Poncho doing his meerkat impression. They're a little dark and blurry but I think you'll get the picture...........


Just wanted to get it on the record that Poncho is a psycho that thinks he's a meerkat. I really shouldn't be surprised since he always was a little off.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Rare Sighting

Sorry for the loooong hiatus but Mom started a new job in September and she hasn't had time to log on for me (I can't quite manage the latch on our laptop yet - pawsitively frustrating!). Anyway, just thought I'd share this picture. It's a very rare phenomenon known as "Gwenny Not Moving". It only happens 2 times a year or so. So it's a pretty exciting find.

Gwenny is the white one with freckles. Her older sister, Kenz, lays down all the time so it's nothing new to see her like that. Gotta run.........Mom's making chicken and dumplings for dinner so I should get in place to catch any scraps before Poncho does. His latest thing now is that he thinks he's a meerkat so he walks around on his hind legs in the kitchen. That gives him a height advantage over me so I have to be extra sharp!