Roast Beef Anyone?

You tell me, which would you rather have? A bowl of dry kibble? Or a roast beef sandwich with a sliced boiled egg, mayo, cheddar cheese and brown mustard on toasted honeywheat bread? Mom left the room for about 15 seconds to get some more water and acted surprised when she came back and found me and Poncho eating her sandwich. Doesn't she know that 15 seconds is like 15 minutes in dog years? No self-respecting dog is going to pass up a roast beef sandwich for more than 5 minutes (dog years). Come on! I really don't get humans sometimes.